March 29, 2012
Welcome to the Intern Diaries! Get a look inside the SUMM offices from the intern prospective, where I will be periodically filling you in on life at SUMM.
In the spirit of April Fool’s Day, I figured I would give you a glimpse of the lighter side of office life around here. We take our work seriously, but every now and then its fun to let loose a little. We all need a good laugh once in a while, right? Well this past Christmas my co-worker Courtney and I decided to take advantage of Paul’s two day absence due to illness (yes, cruel, we know) and have a little fun with his cubicle. Taking a move out of the Dwight and Jim playbook, we took it upon ourselves to get him in the Christmas spirit. $20 and three hours later, this was the result:

Naturally he was overcome with Christmas joy at the site and incredibly thankful for our hard work and dedication to the holiday season. In all seriousness, he was pretty impressed and left a bunch of it up until staring at the different patterns started to give him headaches.
As expected, there were threats of retaliation and warning jokes about taking sick days, but after several busy weeks no one gave the wrapping paper attack much thought anymore. Like any serious prankster, Paul was calmly lying in wait for the day that Courtney and I were both out of the office (cue the evil villain laugh).
After returning from 3 days of the flu, I come in ready to catch up on work and pound away on my keyboard only to find I don’t have one. In fact I don’t have anything on my desk at all. My computer, phone, notebooks, files, pens, stapler, mug – everything; it’s all gone. What sits in front of me is a cubicle filled with pink package peanuts. I find that Courtney’s desk has suffered the same fate, and we go off in search of our belongings. Turns out they are locked in the storage closet, all plugged in and set up like a regular desk.

We spend the next hour hauling our stuff back across the office to our desks and setting it up, getting bemused looks that clearly read “haha suckers!” and smug little smirks from Paul. Then comes package peanut cleanup, which is probably the worst part since they crush into the carpet if you step on them and the static cling makes them stick to you when you try to throw them away. I almost have everything together when my monitor decides it doesn’t want to turn on after all that moving, and I have to go to the tech guys for help. Sigh.
So now we are at that point in any exchange of pranks where we can shake hands, walk away with dignity, and look back on these fond office memories. Yeah right! Who am I kidding? This means war!
This is where I need your help. Courtney and I need a revenge prank! Of course, there are a few stipulations:
- I am the intern, so nothing that would get me fired.
- Nothing too loud or disturbing. It wouldn’t be too funny if everyone else in the office hated me for it afterward.
- Nothing with food products or gross smells – that’s just nasty.
- No damage to his personal property. This goes along with the whole not-getting-me-fired thing.
- Nothing that requires hacking into his computer. I just don’t have those skills. Unless of course I enlist the help of the IT guys… hmmmm.
Other than that I’d say hit me with your best office pranks! Leave suggestions in the comments and I’ll be sure to fill you in on what we end up doing.
PS – Paul, if you’re reading this and you steal any ideas from here that will be considered a breach of prank war etiquette and I will label you as a prank cheater, leaving you to the wrath of the internet followers who will surely be reading this blog with baited breath, waiting to see what we do to you.